





And they'll happily steal your prospects while you scramble for more leads
(even if they're not as skilled as you)

➞ Turn your offer into a clear transformation
➞ Find and leverage what makes it irresistible for your ICP
➞ Break it down into brand pillars that build instant authority and trust

➞ Present yourself as a leader your ICP instantly trusts
➞ Build a movement of buyers that spread your name 24/7
➞ Say “fvck you” to competition by creating your own mini-market

➞ Turn your offer into steps your ICP will WANT to follow
➞ Combine those steps into a unique mechanism no one can steal
➞ Make your unique mechanism clear, tangible and desirable for buyers

➞ Turn your ideas, stories and results into stand-out posts
➞ Attract qualified leads while pushing away freebie-seekers
➞ Pre-sell your offer and break objections before talking to prospects

➞ “Selling” strategies that don't sell your soul
➞ DM methods that speed up the leads-to-client process
➞ Systems for successfully launching and promoting your offer
(Yes, I call them “saplings”, not “clients”. Got a problem with that?)































That last one tho, hahaha. Diabolical.


We'll get on a quick call, answer your questions and make a final decision.
(I don't hard sell, don't worry)


We'll get on a quick call, answer your questions and make a final decision.
(I don't hard sell, don't worry)



You KNOW what's the right decision for you.
Question is... Do you have the balls?
Because I enjoy doing both. Sue me.
I wouldn't be selling you shit I couldn't actually do, haha. Of course I can. I've been doing this for almost 2 years after all.
I don't promise numbers (like 500 followers in 30 days). I promise systems that ATTRACT results. It's more like “before you didn't have this working for you 24/7, now you do”. How much growth/followers/revenue increases is dependent on your level of commitment and niche and honestly - a bit of luck. But I CAN promise an increase in all of those ;)
Again, it honestly depends. Your starting point, your niche, your willingness to actually do some work, your openness to new things, the current state of the X algo... A lot of factors make it impossible for me to promise you with 100% certainty when EXACTLY you'll see which specific results. I'd be lying to your face if I did that. But VERY generally speaking... You can expect to see an engagement and reach increase in the first week. Warm leads by the 2nd. And new clients by week 3 onward.
Doesn't matter. These systems are based on universal principles of human behaviour and buyer psychology, adapted into a funnel. But I've worked with content marketers, brand consultants, fitness coaches, life coaches and web designers. (if you must know)
Definitely not generic, haha. Most of my clients openly said the call felt more like a chill convo with a friend than a “sales call” after they signed. You'll get a chance to ask me anything you wanna clear up before we start. I'll also ask you a lil about your brand&biz, along with your goals and struggles. Then we'll conclude if working together makes sense for both of us.
DO NOT BOOK IF YOU HATE NATURE. That is all.
Now...
(cause your Evergreen Funnel attracts, warms-up and converts
quality leads FOR you)

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